Photo courtesy of "Notorious E." Elsa Garrison.I think when Sports Illustrated picks up our story we become an official sport, right?
Wednesday's Giants game ended not two hours ago and already we've received two dozen messages from fans claiming plus symbols, blue lines, etc. Pass the cigars around, it seems Awesome, Björn, Hot Lixx, Ricky Stinkfingers, and Shred Nugent impregnated the entire front row at San Francisco's AT&T park.
Wednesday's Giants game ended not two hours ago and already we've received two dozen messages from fans claiming plus symbols, blue lines, etc. Pass the cigars around, it seems Awesome, Björn, Hot Lixx, Ricky Stinkfingers, and Shred Nugent impregnated the entire front row at San Francisco's AT&T park.
Stenographied by West Hays.
Photo courtesy of Misha Vladimirskiy.
Stinkfingers minces, saunters. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Lou hasn't met Air Bear yet so he's still our friend at this point. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Before turning around, Stinkfingers urged his fans not to fall in love. (Misha Vladimirskiy)y West Hays.
The stink urges players not to fall in love, too. Players express looks of profound confusion. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
During our show SS Omar Vizqeul and SP Matt Cain express even more profundity, but afterward at the player's BBQ Björn signed them to his air band. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Stink listens closely after demanding the front row to say his name, bitch. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Air. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Same as pushing crack: hook 'em early. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
We paid Lou six bucks and a jar of plankton to hump the personnel sign. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Two dozen plus symbols times four air guitarists equals 96 monthly alimony checks. We should have paid for that fluffer, after all. (Elsa Garrison)
—so we hired the sad guy on the left for next time. (Elsa Garrison)
The stink urges players not to fall in love, too. Players express looks of profound confusion. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
During our show SS Omar Vizqeul and SP Matt Cain express even more profundity, but afterward at the player's BBQ Björn signed them to his air band. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Stink listens closely after demanding the front row to say his name, bitch. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Air. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Same as pushing crack: hook 'em early. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
We paid Lou six bucks and a jar of plankton to hump the personnel sign. (Misha Vladimirskiy)
Two dozen plus symbols times four air guitarists equals 96 monthly alimony checks. We should have paid for that fluffer, after all. (Elsa Garrison)
—so we hired the sad guy on the left for next time. (Elsa Garrison)
